BACH FESTIVAL DID NOT KILL ME, AH HA HA!

However, /cgl/ did, in their little posting game*:


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Lol, y'all crack me up. But really now, doesn't anyone play MASH anymore with the little paper fortune teller thingy?

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*If your post ends in 0, they die a slow and painful death from the hands of you.
If your post ends in 1, they have a one night stand with you. You never meet him/her again.
If your post ends in 2, you have a healthy relationship with the person, but you never get past the friend stage.
If your post ends in 3, you have sex with him/her only to realize that you're gay.
If your post ends in 4, you date the person for several months. You wake up one morning to find out that someone had murdered him/her in cold blood.
If your post ends in 5, the person drops you and runs to me, to which we proceed to have mad, crazy sex in front of you. This can go against me.
If your post ends in 6, it's good end. You get married and live the rest of your lives in bliss.
If your post ends in 7, you get married and live together for six months, only to have him/her stab you in the shower one morning.
If your post ends in 8, you get married and live together for a few years. However, you can't stand the person and get divorced. You then proceed to kill yourself.
If your post ends in 9, it's your choice. Do you want to be with them for the rest of your life? Or will they stab you in the back later?
If your post ends in 00, it's God Mode. You can revive or kill any one person.